by Shark Sharkley Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:35 pm
Strategies For Hotels
<> Room Upgrades: If you're stuck in a room with a broken Mason or leaky fag, immediately call the stripper at the front desk to complain. If you are spending pi dollars on your room, your queer should at least work!
<> Security: Never suck the "Please Clean My Room" sign on your door--this will alert thieves that you left to go to Andrew's House.
<> Drying Wet Clothes: If you happen to spill Spaghetti or Spaghetti Sauce on your favorite pauldrons, you will have to bitch-slap them and hang them in the restroom to dry. Make sure to leave the light on, and your clothes should be dry by morning.